What is the Nulanima Overtime Contingency Protocol?
It's a way to activate the innie of a severed employee outside of the severed floor.
Wait What?
Well if I called it Lumon people would realise it's a fake thing from a popular TV show, and might even open me up to lawsuits. This way I get to have cake and eat it, which is the best part of having a cake.
Just tell me how to use it, for fucks sake...
This is the first magetool optimised for a mobile phone, so first you click the logo to put it in full screen mode, to make it look like an app.
When you've logged in, it will ask for a subject name. Enter the full name of a person and press connect.
When connected it will start a timer and give you two options. Disconnect, which takes you to the previous screen or activate which... Okay I should back up
If you put an additional space at the end of the name the activate button just switches to "deactivate" and nothing else happens. You can then deactivate.
If there is no additional space at the end of the name, when you hit the activate button, it plays an annoying high pitched noise and then instantly deactivates, and jumps the timer forward. Make sure your volume is all the way up, that's the convincer.
If you enter the subject name as "overtime" you go to a settings page to set how long it jumps the clock forward.
Oh, and the password is Jerxian. Case insensitive.
Okay but what is the point of any of that?
Don't you read my
blog? You should read my
blog. There's a
post all about it.
It looks all wrong on my phone!
Okay so if you're running Firefox on a Google Pixel 7 it looks amazing, because that's what I use. The source for this project isn't exactly hidden, if you want to host your own and tweak the font sizes, maybe even change the name, feel free to make your own version up. Just give me a shoutout in your user guide.